douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.

I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.

by thedopefairy November 24, 2014

Twinkie

a twinkie is a slang term for a twenty dollar bill in the United States.

a dollar is a buck, a five dollar bill is a fin, a ten dollar bill is a Ham, and a Twenty is a "Twinkie"

by Jupiter66 May 15, 2015

pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.

Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.

by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020

Dutch Twinkie

Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.

I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.

by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021

Twinkie

The act of a man climaxing inside of a woman’s mouth. She proceeds to spit it back onto his penis. He then inserts his penis into her vagina. Next she lets the semen drip from her vagina down to her anus. Finally the man proceeds to push the semen into her rectum, thus having filled all three orifices, they have completed the act of a Twinkie.

My girl said she wanted to be filled up in all three holes just like a Twinkie.

by Willie Filmacraken April 30, 2023

Chocolate Twinkie

When a man ejaculate in a asshole and the receiver takes a shit right after and the semen is surrounded in the faeces and proceeds to snack on or after

They made some chocolate Twinkies and proceeded to snack on them after the job

by It’s ANON January 4, 2022

Twinky Link

When you cream in a girls ass and watch them shit it out.

1. I cant wait to give the ol' lady a Twinky Link. 2. Dammit Issac Newton why'd you give my ol 'lady the twinky link.

by LegendKiller23 May 10, 2023