fruit sucking

When and individual is sucking another's adam's apple.

It was steamy in the room and John was fruit sucking the shit out of max.

by Avoo Nosredna March 7, 2017

suck a cock

Mostly used by YourRage.

When someone does something outrageous, it would be nearly impossible to do.

YourRage: “If Flight would ever score three points on me, two points on me in a basketball game. I’ll suck a cock.

by YourKnees July 12, 2021

sucks the meat

when something sucks worse than just plain sucking. cannot be used loosely.

*Gavin on the phone with his girlfriend*

Him: hun i can't believe your brothers gave you chicken pox. are you feeling any better.

Her: yeah a little, but being stuck in bed sucks the meat!

by sammie&manny4evs August 1, 2011

well this sucks

When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.

Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.

by random annoying person June 17, 2018

sucking rugs

A salacious way of saying you are going to clean carpets and/or rugs, meant to make the non-carpet cleaning layman you are having a conversation with question if you are actually going to clean any carpets at all, or if you are just performing cunnilingus for your customers.

Scott could hardly talk when he got home after spending an entire day sucking rugs.

by psully June 11, 2018

Ben sucks

A lighthearted way to joke around with friends named Ben. Sometimes the phrase is said without a second thought but never intentionally meant to hurt Ben. Make sure you are close with your friend Ben, or they will give you the devil's glare.

Homie: "Ben sucks"
Ben internally: I'm fine. They still love me.

Stranger: "Ben sucks"
Ben: "Are you okay dude?" (intense stare)

by Flower Power 101 January 29, 2021

Archer sucks

when a guy named archer sucks a mans shit out his anus and snorts their farts.

'archer sucks maxes farts"

by archer sucks March 21, 2021