vaginal slice born born

1. Caesarian section.
Came from the Ticket, Gordon Keith.

2. Can also be a salutation of farewell.

Definition 1:
Girlfriend 1: Did she have natural childbirth?
Girlfriend 2: No, the baby was breech, so she had a vaginal slice born born.

Definition 2:
Dude 1: Well, time to go see the wife and squids. Later!
Dude 2: Vaginal slice born born!

by Leif June 10, 2006

show me your slice

What South Wales bricklayers shout to ladies who walk past their scaffolding

Excuse me love, show me your slice

by Townsy3 August 25, 2020

I’ve got cheese to slice

preoccupied with another task.

“I’ll see you later Tom Hanks, I’ve got cheese to slice.”

by CherishedQuench933 December 25, 2022

the cheese has a slice in it now

a saying that means somehing can't be fixed or changed. Something happened that can't be helped or reversed, and the cheese has a slice in it.

"I can't believe you said that! You're so embarressing!"
"Well the cheese has a slice in it now!"

by Calliope!who October 2, 2007

two slices of fuck all

1. a sarcastic reply to someone who is not satisfied with what they have or
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home

man 1 'I've only got one slice of bread here mate'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'

man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'

man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'

by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010

slice my melon

The act of taking virginity

"He's gonna slice my melon tonight."

by pinkfloyd901 September 14, 2009

A slice of grandma's birthday cake

pot.

"Where can I get a slice of grandma's birthday cake?"

"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"

Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot

by jasperburger June 4, 2009