The Riley Paradox

A vast and conflicting concept, The Riley Paradox was first observed forming from the mind of the person it is named after, Riley. The Riley Paradox is not an external object, however it is a transcended mindset when all mental fragments combine, where one would usually struggle with the grating of sadness across the soul, there is a concentrated core of all emotion, memories and logic into an ever flowing ball, meaning that any force will be dissipated but also experienced. To obtain the Riley Paradox, one must go through their darkest days, emerge victorious and experience prolonged exposure to multiple instances of Lewdity among other unexplainable internal events. There are multiple categories for the Riley Paradox, each named in "Versions" eg. V1, V2 and V3. Each version encompasses combined fragments, for example, the desire for Monster Girls.

The Riley Paradox is nothing easily explained, but this is a rough basic rundown on it.

Guy: Yo so you going alright man?
The Riley Paradox Obtainee: No, I have an insatiable desire for Monster Girls. V3 is hitting hard today.
Guy: Okay...

by Obtainee of the Paradox September 6, 2019

Riley Evans

A motherfucker who gets mad bitches by literally doing nothing whatsoever.

Isaiah- “Did you see Riley Evans hot that girls number?”

Shane- “Yea bro he didn’t even do nothing, just walked in there.”

by SuperHotTamales June 15, 2021

riley reetz

Term used to describe the son of a hot mom.

That guy is a Riley Reetz! I mean, have you seen his mom?!

by GoxyFrandpa February 21, 2017

jon riley

when you first meet him, he will be very aggressive and straight forward, but after a while he will grow on you. he doesn't always acknowledge you when you talk to him, and can be a dick to girls. he falls in love with a different girl every day. for example, today he fell in love with three separate girls. he probably league of legends. he likes making music

Jon Riley can be such a fuck, but after hanging out with him for a week I've discovered he's actually pretty cool.

by francinebechtel October 3, 2013

riley and ashley

Riley is a boy and Ashley is a girl and once they first met they wanted to fuck so that's what they did everyday and it is still happening to this day

Hey did you see them fucking I think it was Riley and Ashley

by Jeremy Hilmes54 February 4, 2017

Riley (boy)

Riley is an amazingly hot sexy beast who deserves a bj from anyone he wants. If u getcthe chance to Rail Riley do it, hes worth it.

Girl.2"Riley (boy) is so hot I wanna get in his pants so bad"
Girl.1 "same In only horney for him"

by American.girl500 April 23, 2021

Riley Helms

1 - A small cat like creature who thinks it can excrete seminal fluid wherever it chooses.

2 - The act of doing nothing while eating chocolate and watching a dare devil jumping over a field of daisy's on a tricycle.

1 - Wow your Riley Helms just dumped all over my chair.

2 - "Wheres Steve tonight" "hes being a Riley Helms at his place and cant make it".

by RiLeY431m5ftw July 17, 2012