jaked

to be promised help of some sort, but not actually be provided with anything.

Jill was working on the test plan for the new program revision, but it got jaked.

Bob burnt me a copy of the data, but I got jacked, the data was corrupt.

by chakkerz July 27, 2005

jake

a good friend at times but can stab you in the back and become a man whore

the boy jake made a lot of girls cry.

by nicegirl124 December 15, 2014

Jake

One who is into beastiality, referberly dolphins

bella: what was your favorite sexual experience
Jake: oh man those dolphins man they know how to satisfy jake

by 090860 May 10, 2011

Jakes

The police, also sometimes used as an insult that makes no sense

Peter: John, please leave us alone.
John: Whatever screw you guys, ya jakes.
Peter: God I hate that guy.

by kory52 April 22, 2015

Jaked

When somebody steals your personal possessions.

When you go on vacation when you're about to move and your roommate goes through your newly packed boxes to find your play station which you told him before you left that he couldn't use because you had already packed it.

Man: What happened?
Girl: Why's your play station out here? I thought you packed it?
Man: I did !!
Girl: Man, you have been Jaked. :(

by TonyDungy January 18, 2011

jake

A born King or other high monarch. (monarch Latin: monarcha (mono: "one/the best of all" + arch "chief" + a "hAte for hAters") which referred to a single, at least nominally, absolute ruler)
He is born that way. Its not his fault that he is mightier than you. A person that doesn't accept his greatness is generally referred to as a faggot or cunt. His leadership is bringing mankind back to light.
Even though he really hates you for being a homo you just can't but love him because of his stupid offending jokes.
He would always stand up for his mates with his "I don't give a f*ck-face" and being good cunt all the time.
Better knee down when you meet him as this is the only proper way to show him your submissiveness and the right height to suck him off.

You get to experience a higher purpose of life following your leader, jake.

by randomcunt July 8, 2012

jaking

verb - when one tells another something they don't want to hear because the content is either far too long and/or uninteresting. can often involve explicit sexual content or falsities.

A: and then I took her into the shower to...
B: dude! stop Jaking me! I don't want to hear this.

by sergeant sporkzilla June 30, 2011