callum

a faggot

callum likes men

by callumhaterxxxx March 16, 2024

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This boy loves a neck. If he sees one, it’s almost a certain he’ll leave a mark.

Christ have you sent that girls hickey? Must have been a Callum

by Phystory December 18, 2021

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Falling purposefully off a boat

He tricked us when he did a Callum off the boat

by Wolverish June 1, 2021

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Callum purdie

A jakeball who has the biggest brows in the whole off oxgangs, shags anything that (moves )

(Callum purdie) I LOVE THE VAGG

by Boom box July 9, 2019

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A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.

"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper

by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023

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Callum 😎😈💩

Callum is rlly lovely and likes my space buns. he likes to listen when i’m sad and is my bestie and my fellow gemini twin. Big up Callum

oh wait and he’s a basic bitch with his starbucks but whatever he’s still the best.

girl one - are u tired

callum 😎😈💩 - yes can i sleep in ur space buns plz.

girl one - yes but only if u get me a starbucks bitch

by spacebuns November 25, 2021

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