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better late than never

A phrase following a belated event.
Dude #1: My girlfriend's period was a week late. I was freaking out!!!
Dude #2: Better late than never...
Dude #1: Yeah, no kidding!
by tcufrog08 August 19, 2008
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dumber than a sack of rocks

A Southern idiom for someone who is beyond stupid.
Dave: I tell you Bobby is dumber that a sack of rocks.
Laura: Why?
Dave: I asked him to meet me outside the movie theater, and asked inside or outside.
Example2:
Clerk: Your total is $10.05 Do you have a nickel?
Bobby: No, only 5 pennies.
Clerk: You are dumber than a sack of rocks.
by fml November 19, 2007
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bigger than your future

-phrase

any large object that you can joke about by saying "bigger than your future" at the end of it
That ass is bigger than your future!

Her hair is bigger than your future!
etc.
by slang_gang October 14, 2016
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higher than pigeon pussy

Way to describe just how high on drugs someone really is.
Dude, have you seen Seth? He's higher than pigeon pussy right now!
by Anastacia Lee April 22, 2017
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dumber than a bag of hammers

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
by rammymolnar May 14, 2020
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