human fountain

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.

John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.

There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.

And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.

by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 9, 2013

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Fondue fountain

When you put chocolate in a girls pussy and wait for it to melt until you can drink it out of her vagina.

Sarah let me fondue Fountain her last night

by Muleyfreak December 18, 2018

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Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”

by ONCTrain December 5, 2023

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Fountain Symphony

Noun. A woman that is so aroused that she squirts with every thrust into her ass.
Best achieved by proper foreplay, proper anal foreplay, Magic Wand Massager on her clit, and slowly fucking her in the ass.

Sam: It took 2 hours to turn Jessica into a Fountain Symphony, and then she squirted every time I slid inside her. I no longer need praise to know I'm good, I think I just won sex.

by Datacube January 17, 2023

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