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DINK

When you go to stick your head out of the window in the car or what have you and forget to roll the window down... DINK... a thoughtless or careless person who does not think first before acting
You are a dink... Hey Dink... look what he did, that guy is a dink...what a DINK
by The howefrank May 20, 2021
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bacon dink

The experience you get going into cold water for a swim and the water touches your balls, causing your dink to shrivel. Just as putting in a six inch strip of bacon in a pan and it comes out two inches long.
Man the lake was so cold today, when the water touched my balls, I got bacon dink.
by BaconDink168 February 11, 2025
mugGet the bacon dinkmug.

Dink

Someone who is only attractive when you are intoxicated
by cbernier31 September 12, 2021
mugGet the Dinkmug.

dink

guy 1: you have a small dink

guy 2: your girl still likes it
by smalldink42069 August 17, 2020
mugGet the dinkmug.

dink

Another word for “dick”, used often by younger kids as a euphemism
He took a wee-wee from his dink roflol
by Beejsterb February 17, 2022
mugGet the dinkmug.

guntzle dink

A true fucking moron,someone who does and says stupid things constantly
Why would you tell her that .. Good luck getting laid tonight you guntzle dink!
by Captn poop dick August 31, 2017
mugGet the guntzle dinkmug.

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