Alcohol Tuesday

A reason to drink on a Tuesday so your not an alcoholic.

Friend A: “Why are you drinking on a Tuesday, I’m concerned you’re an alcoholic?”
Friend B: “Nah bro it’s alcohol Tuesday, and tomorrow is alcohol Wednesday.

by Italian Anakin Skywalker June 15, 2024

Alcohol

It's medicine for stress

Alcohol is the best medicine after daddy and I scream at each other

-Mom

by That one guy on urban dictiona October 31, 2022

zen-alcoholic

when you like drinking alcohol per se but regard a teaspoon of whisky as the right dose to draw the pleasure of drinking. The tablespoon is then at the boundary to alcoholism. You stay within the field of Zen combining the pleasures of body and mind.

My wife and me, we are zen-alcoholics. It is our zen philosophy to enjoy whisky etc. but because alcohol with wine at lunch and at dinner is accumulating through the day, we restrict to the enjoyable minimum. This gives the pleasure of nice drinks plus the good feeling of self-mastery, it is just zen.

by ThePhysopher February 18, 2019

Non alcoholic

Someone who claims that there is a such thing as memory. They usually use this tactic when attempting to break someone.

Person 1: TELL ME THE TRUTH! I CAN READ UR MIND AND SEE THAT U REMEMBER IT HAPPENING.

Person 2: Shut up u non alcoholic queer

by the unbreakable 420710H December 9, 2021

quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

by El Wappo. May 19, 2020

Alcohol

The class of organic compounds with formula R-OH, where R is alkyl group and -OH is hydroxyl group.
Often used as synonym of ethanol, what's not right.

Chad:I DRANK TOO MUCH ALCOHOL!!!
Elisabeth: I hope, that alcohol was a methanol

by MC λ May 15, 2018

alcoholism

drinking way too much, and becoming addicted to alcohol.

Leo and Johnny.

Leo and Johnny just went on a seven day bender last week and missed all of their classes!!

That’s crazy bro, my friends named leo and johnny do the same thing! They must both have alcoholism!

by ballsparklers February 4, 2025