Nuked

When you're so high that your eyes aren't opening and you're pretty sure you died.

Someone: Jason are you asleep?
Other Someone: Nah. He is nuked though.

by Joe Ivy September 27, 2019

Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.

"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"

by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013

Nuke nuke

Vagina or penis

Go wash your nuke nuke it stink mon

by Dedria flex February 4, 2021

Nuking the fridge

Throwing a microwave at a fridge as hard as one can.

"Holy shit Dave was caught nuking the fridge!"

by Pee hole jenkins July 2, 2021

bring the nuke

Resort to extreme measures. A metaphor for putting aside conventional weapons and using nuclear ones.

"They aren't taking the hint? OK, time to bring the nuke and tell them to cut it out or we'll drag them off the premises."

by Al Benedict January 15, 2022

Nuke

Big Boom

Person 1: Man, you saw huge mushroom cloud?
Person 2: That be a nuke. And we about to die.
Person 1: oh... sweet.

by Just a smol Hat March 17, 2020

Nukes

Nuke is a code word for nudes

Send me the nukes

by Austismo wheel of fire June 26, 2017