Spit into pears

When somebody doesn't understand the assignment and accidentally buys pears and spits in them

Teacher: Split into pairs please
Students: wtf? *Spit into pears*

by Panarin May 31, 2022

spitting double

Looking very similar or identical to another person or thing

John is the spitting double of his father

by danydevitoes May 17, 2020

DJ Spit

The greatest SoundCloud rapper of all time man!

I love listening to DJ Spit man!

by Garfibromyalgia February 25, 2022

spit clinic

(n.) a place where people can go to spit on other people. The act of spitting can be in another persons mouth, on body or around them. This would resemble some sort of fetish.

Mary said to Jane, "Hey girl, I'm free today and I'm feeling frisky, let's go to the spit clinic."
Jane replied, "me too, pick me up at 12:30pm."
Mary responded "I'm hacking up loogies right now for practice, see you soon gurrrrl"

by lol109284 April 14, 2022

Quit and spit

The act of quitting your job so you can hit on a former coworker who has reservations about dating coworkers

Coworker 1: Where's Brian? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Coworker 2: He quit so he could hit on Sarah.

Cowroker 1: Why did he have to quit?

Coworker 2: Sarah said she won't date coworkers so Brian had to Quit and spit.

by KrustyWeiner420 April 18, 2018

Spit-Fister

Noun - A derogatory name for a person who fights only with their words.

“That pussy said he wouldn’t fight me, said we should ‘talk it out’. Fuckin spit-fister.”

by JonE79 December 17, 2020

spit train

The line of bodily fluids that attach when you eat or kiss someone

We had a passionate kiss but when I pulled away there was a spit train

by Choochoo2 October 3, 2018