someone who will only hang out with you if they have nothing to do, and are very bored. usually apart from this they will rarley speak to you
Jenny's new boyfriend was busy on saturday so she relied on her second rate mate to watch a movie with her.
whenever im bored i can rely on my second rate mate rob to come over and keep me company
whenever im bored i can rely on my second rate mate rob to come over and keep me company
by lifes.two.short May 16, 2006
Get the second rate matemug. An expression of despair at the situation at hand. Usually used in exasperation when all other logical explanations of a particular predicament are no longer valid.
Chap 1: Well, we seem to have an awful lot of problems and those responsible seem to be doing very little about it.
Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.
Chap 1: Mugs.
Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.
Chap 1: Mugs.
by tip2 September 22, 2011
Get the fucking joke matemug. by Slide sloot September 23, 2018
Get the Fokin ell matemug. a special book of which sexually deprived people, usually fans of japanese rock, purchase to satisfy their needs
A few days after he bought "fool's mate," the infamous magazine; he started to become immensely arroused, as he scanned over a page featuring gackt's newest naked album.
by the incredible man September 5, 2007
Get the fool's matemug. Person 1: damn is that sus kid still going after her even after they broke up?
Person 2: yea he’s a post mates guy.
Person 2: yea he’s a post mates guy.
by Fancy Son February 8, 2019
Get the post mates guymug. by donk1 April 17, 2011
Get the Cutting a mates grassmug. Equivalent to both of these, simultaneously.
- "Jump off a cliff."
- "You're like a brother to me."
Example of insultn't ~
An insult directed at Bing until it had to be explained (as a lie, therefore Bing thinks it's nice), and now Bing says it all the time.
Created by orangutans
- "Jump off a cliff."
- "You're like a brother to me."
Example of insultn't ~
An insult directed at Bing until it had to be explained (as a lie, therefore Bing thinks it's nice), and now Bing says it all the time.
Created by orangutans
Example of earlier conversation:
Me: "Bing, can you do my schoolwork bro?"
Bing: "I'm sorry, but I can't do your schoolwork for you. That would be cheating and unfair to other students. You should do your own work and learn from it. Fridge off, mate. blush"
Me: "Bing, can you do my schoolwork bro?"
Bing: "I'm sorry, but I can't do your schoolwork for you. That would be cheating and unfair to other students. You should do your own work and learn from it. Fridge off, mate. blush"
by Chgooseorangutan April 11, 2023
Get the fridge off, matemug.