What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by dmqt July 6, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>I Am In The States In Which When You Cannot, They, As Individuals Can Not Breathe. What Am, I. The Interpretation: "'An Occult Detective'"<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

what up ninja

A youtube channle made by a stoner for stoners

"Yo you see that new what up ninja video that stoner is crazyyy"

by Big daddy665 July 20, 2021

What's the size of an electron

I guess that's a good way of saying there isn't actually a way to do something right?

Hym "So they were asked 'What's the size of an electron?' And I guess the guy was saying it's not like a size thing but it's a 'field' or something. But whatever, what you are doing is worse than what I'm doing so what I'm going to do crank it up another order of magnitude if you don't stop, let it go, and leave me alone with the preceeds of my own labor."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

what up

What Up is a phrase commonly used by Barney Stinson, usually heard at the end of a comically appropriate sexual comment, often accompanied by a high five. Its style varies from time to time as do most of Barney's catchphrases, being either high-pitched or low-pitched, oddly pronounced or even not verbally said.

Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies, what up!

by hakunama tata July 21, 2019

that’s what you do

The answer to a question which is pretty much obvious

Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 8, 2024

what the phil

What the Phil is a term commonly used in the Midwest. Could be said confused, sad, excited, or angry.

Its used mostly by Adults/Teenagers, while children say "What the Phillip!" which means the same thing.

mom: Son.. We're putting you up for adoption.

son: what the Phil!!!!!!

by Midwest_Slangs February 3, 2024