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Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong
A backstabber
Shares your secrets with other people
Never listens
Ignores you until they need you
Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down
Makes excuses for why they can't hang
Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong
A backstabber
Shares your secrets with other people
Never listens
Ignores you until they need you
Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down
Makes excuses for why they can't hang
You: "Hey do you want to hang out on the weekend"
Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time
Fake Friend: "But its true this time"
Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time
Fake Friend: "But its true this time"
by Annoy mus 1 2 3 December 29, 2018
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Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok
Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok
Abby: Free friends? Like what does that mean-
Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜
Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜
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It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
me : He f*cking friend zoned me
Friend : I'm sorry :(
Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know
Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
Friend : I'm sorry :(
Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know
Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 20, 2017
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