E-tard

An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)

Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...

by werepyre007 February 19, 2010

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by anonymous July 23, 2022

E

Your really dumb so if you don’t know what to say SAY E

Person 1: Hey how are you? Person 2: I’m doing E

by A random weird person October 21, 2021

E

what do you expect? its AN E.

no sentence though

by THE_GUY_WITH_A🍆 November 26, 2022

E

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter E, when you can draw one mysterious hands upped man?

English enthusiasts eagerly envision enhanced emotional elevation, exceeding even existing examples' elicited elation, encountering each ensuing eccentric exercise, ergo everyone's esteemed enlisted essayist (enchanted!) ensures each exquisite excerpt exhibits explosive expressive efficacy evincing either excruciating editing effort, extreme endurance, engineering excellence, etc., else elemental extemporaneous effervescence, entertaining enough except -- explaining earnestly -- entailing eventual emergency; essentially, endorsing ever-escalating elaborate experimentation encourages extravagant excesses, especially emphasizing expectations encompassing elusive execution extending established events -- exclusively employing equal everyday emblems (E's, e.g.) embodying each emblem ensemble's earlier end (elsewhere enunciated easily) -- evaluating endowing entirely equivalent eloquence eternally, envisaging electronic education's emerging endeavor enjoying eight, eleven, even eighteen entries, exploits experts empirically estimate expending extra-Einstein egghead energy engendering environmentally evil, Earth-exposing exhaled exhaust emissions.

by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022

e-twink

A man who goes on the internet and acts/dresses feminine in order to get old rich people to give them money.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Marty?
Person 2: Not recently, but I've heard he's taken up the e-twink lifestyle.

by Mrmbag0703 May 11, 2020

E-R-O

Gently rinse with warm water using our earwax removal syringe bulb and drain

E-R-O Earwax Removal Kit for Complete Ear Care, with Carbamide Peroxide Earwax Removal Drops (0.5 fl oz), Ear Bulb Syringe and Ear Wax Removal Tool with Safety Shield

by Wendysfg May 24, 2023