John Craig

an AMAZING athlete,

A great dad- spoils their kids
HES HANDSOME

me: Oh look! Theres the famous athlete John Craig!!

Bob: OMG im his biggest fan!!

by glowinqxevie May 1, 2021

John

A guy who is super sexy and is the best person to have ████ with the most athletic person ever

Man that john is sexy

by heyitsmejk November 12, 2021

John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with

John: "Hey Man"

by Owluminati December 1, 2021

john moose

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.

Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”

by Moose Menace January 25, 2024

John

A guy usually tall and skinny who has no dad and has a mom who was sent to jail due to drugs

John is fatherless

by I said hi February 15, 2020

Lee Johns

A country boy. Often found fingering several of his orifices at the same time while plowing corn fields on his fathers tractor. He's a big fan of cocks, especially the power surprises. Anything that can mount him is welcome in his buttox bout a quarter past midnight.

Dude dad's so mad, I think hes gonna make me do a lee johns. Fuck.

by Marky Marky Marky Mark April 27, 2011

John Paul

An annoying anime obsessed weeb.

JOHN PAUL YOU FUCKING WEEB.

by Applepp October 29, 2020