life marathon

The act of staying awake for an unusually long stretch of time. It generally becomes a life marathon after you've been awake for a full 24 hours.

Sorry if I'm a little spacey, I'm in hour 30 of a life marathon right now.

I have work, 2 papers due, and a wedding to go to. I'm going to have to pull a life marathon.

by sangreazul December 21, 2010

For the life of me

even if it meant my life or death, no matter how hard I try.

"I studied all night for the history exam, but for the life of me, I can't remember the dates of the French Revolution."

by Arminkshipper July 04, 2024

Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024

life span of a Beaner

When you fall off the border at the age of 12

Roberto has the life span of a beaner he died at the age of 12 because he was to fat to fit over the border

by Josethebeaner November 02, 2023

Your life

You failed miserably.

Person 1: God your life sucks.
Person2: I know.

by Botyes December 29, 2020

Your Life

A unfunny joke.

"What's Your Life?"
"A unfunny joke."

by absolutely-definitive May 27, 2021

Your life

A dumd joke that has been repeated and was made by accident.

You: tell me a joke
Bob or some shit: your life.

by Insert dumd name here March 22, 2021