by A fuckin tds player November 9, 2021
Get the John towermug. The couple known for giving handjobs and playing with anal beads. John is known for his squeaky voice and round ass head and Gabby is known for her god awful stench. If you see them walk the other way.
by KevinKeven2011 October 6, 2025
Get the John and Gabbymug. by My ass is huge no homo June 13, 2020
Get the Johnmug. A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025
Get the John Michaelmug. Some very muscular guy that works as a entertainer by wrestling.Recently undergoes neck surgery. Has a girlfriend named Nikki Bella.
Born to break every WWE record.
Also has catchy theme song.
Born to break every WWE record.
Also has catchy theme song.
by VU1218 September 18, 2016
Get the John Cenamug. John Ward is an omnipresent being who boasts tremendous power and influence on the going ons in the universe. Renowned for having a bald patch on his head.
by FlamingBallsack69 May 24, 2024
Get the John Wardmug. 