new england biscuit

1. Someone that is fresh to New England.
2. When after your lady cums, you dip a biscuit in there.

1. Why is that guy so obsessed with parking his car at Harvard Yard? Oh, he's just a New England biscuit.
2. I gave my lady a New England biscuit last week, and now she can't walk well. There are too many crumbs.

by idrathernotpodcast August 23, 2017

New Hampshire kiss

The act of pressing your precum covered penis on your spouse's back to indicate arousal

My boyfriend keeps giving me new Hampshire kisses.

by Chunkycrumper December 24, 2019

New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.

New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anything else.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

New jean srupda

New jean srupda 뉴진 스럽다

:A recent Korean slang derived from Kpop culture
: Meaning something is selfish and petty.

A: I'll use youtube for the tean project.

B: Nope. You can't. Only I'm going to use it!

A: Ho that's New jean srupda

by 한국인 현자 June 23, 2024

New day new Venci

One will use this phrase when had a really bad day and are hoping for a new beginning tomorrow and since "Venci" is the holy word for better life and new beginnings it shall be interpreted as "New day new beginning" For example:

VrunciFanNo1: Sacré bleu! I haven't finished yesterday kebab! 😭😧
Vrunci: Ah, no Venci today huh?
VrunciFanNo1: NO VENCi?!?!?
Vrunci: Don't worry new day new Venci!

by MalkataBulka August 9, 2022

New Hampshire

New Hampshire is a dumb state which likes to slander other states because they’re “DeMoCrAtIc!!!”

They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.

*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*

Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!

Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.

Someone from Massachusetts: “Hello! How’s it going?”

Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”

by Urban Opinions (Not affiliated April 12, 2025

News

Real News is the reporting of historical facts, something that happened, whether it is interesting or not. Real news is often boring. NEWS does not include opinion or hyperbole. Opinion is not a fact - it is wishful thinking and not important to anyone intelligent on forming an opinion. Only News Trolls call opinion News.

Sean Hannity intentionally lies to the American people to support political agendas payed for by businesses or Republican candidates, in order to influence elections by dividing the American people by influencing on the the uninformed and ideological voters. Unfortunately it works because many ignorant people want to stay that way and as long as they can find a supposed News show to give them what they want to hear instead of reality, they continue to live in "the conservative news bubble" and may never allow themselves to hear the truth.

by Arizona Mildman July 7, 2018