An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)
Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...
by werepyre007 February 19, 2010

by A random weird person October 21, 2021

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by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022

A man who goes on the internet and acts/dresses feminine in order to get old rich people to give them money.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Marty?
Person 2: Not recently, but I've heard he's taken up the e-twink lifestyle.
Person 2: Not recently, but I've heard he's taken up the e-twink lifestyle.
by Mrmbag0703 May 11, 2020

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by Wendysfg May 24, 2023
