Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.

*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*

by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017

double cum

when you cum and it dies down barely but instead cum again and it doesn’t stop, more than the first time . symptoms include elongated erection duration and a shattered ego. its also fucking amazing .

dude my girlfriend made me double cum on the phone, it hurt so bad.

respect to girlfriend bro.

by doo&des April 5, 2021

cum

SOME SLIMY ASS LIQUID THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR PUSSY/ASS/DICK WHEN YOU IS HORNY

"stop thrusting me i gonna cum"

by runipudooni January 15, 2023

Ratios cum

The essence of life,

hmmmm ratios cum is so yummy - faze

by Ratio_ September 3, 2022

Cum dumpster

A woman who sucks a lot of

She can’t be the town cum dumpster tonight and go to church tomorrow.

by B@llsD33p! July 17, 2022

national cum in a pizza day

national cum in a pizza day is on September 22, or on September 11, depending on my mood.
*this definition is not related to National cum on a pizza day*

guy 1: “yo bro happy national cum in a pizza day! i just ordered some Little Caesars”

guy 2: “LETS FUCKING GOOO”

by salty___ September 21, 2022