a life of luxsherry

Da carefree existence dat every aspiring/optimistic alcoholic wishes to attain.

Da "perpetually thirsty" King and Duke had hoped to begin living a life of luxsherry once they'd absconded with da Wilks family's fortune, but thanks to Huck, Doc Robinson, other caring townspeople, and da real Wilks brothers, all dat said "pair of low-down reptiles" ended up with was even drier throats --- not to mention emptier pockets, thanks to their "making up da deffersit" of da slightly-less-than-da-stated-total of da deceased man's gold loot by adding in virtually all of their own ill-gotten gold coins --- than they'd had to start with!

by QuacksO July 7, 2025

Life span of cows

Usually, cows tend to live for 18 years. No longer than 18 :)

The life span of cows is 18 years. I guess my sister is dying in a few days

by Smoll potato December 4, 2021

Life

A sexually transmitted terminal disease that causes prolonged pain and suffering

many babies are diagnosed with life every year, a truly sad reality

by absolute mong November 1, 2016

<.7.9.7.6>Live Life InU Suspense<7.9.7.6.>

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life

A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.

by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025

Life

Fuck you

Live your Life.

by NikTrix May 27, 2018

swipe life

A person who practices the art of scamming banks by depositing fake checks into people’s account and profiting from it.

Every since I started the swipe life , I have not been broke.

by Mr.ColderThanAPolarBear October 13, 2019