Life

An STD that ends in death.

Person 1- My knee itches
Person 2- I fucking hate turnips
Person 1- I fucking hate life
Person 2- You need a therapist man

by _becausefucklife_ September 23, 2014

Life in general

Is self-explanatory.

“Life in general is what you are.” - Baby Yoda.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Love of my life

The most awesome, sweetest person you will ever know. A compassionate, sweet, loving person who will make you feel like the only person in the whole world. In a room filled with people, you will both choose each other

“Sawyer is the absolute love of my life, did you know that?” - madi
“Cute, mine is josh” - B

by Madi loves sawyer July 10, 2024

Life

Wow...did you Just search “life”? On Urban dictionary? Well...the meaning of life is pizza

Guy 1 : ... what's the meaning of life?
Guy 2 : i don't know and i don't care, Just let me finish my

goddam pizza man,

by Chick_with_good_wifi January 22, 2022

Breath of Life

When in a hot dry Finnish sauna your partner blows onto your vulva and vaginal opening. Also known as The Desert Wind.

Id let him give me the breath of life.

His gives the hottest desert winds.

by P-L March 27, 2024

Life

A story of how you died.

He finished reading her Life.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH April 19, 2022

zomby life

an lifestyle of being locked in on your goals, but not boasting it.

a) when tf that lame ass bum signed a deal??

b) oh he a zl (zomby life) ass nigga

by svint August 9, 2024