shit goblin

n. one who eats large amounts of chocolate pudding and has remains of it on their face post consumption.

geeze you look like a shit goblin!

by sarah j. April 22, 2006

ass shit

some one who is ignorant; they know what the pweson means, but just act stupid towards the situation

Man you know what I'm talkin bout,fuckin ass shit!

by Nsdrumma2004 September 8, 2004

shit kickers

Animal skinned boots with a rather pointy toe. The simplest style are made of cow leather (usual a tan to dark brown) with simple top stiching. However in Texas Vaqueros tend to wear boots with a longer point out of brightly colored alligator skin, rattle snake, etc. It is believed that they are popular with Mexicans because the pointed toe helps make climbing border fences easier. Also these books kick ass in a fight and will cause almost anyone to go down with a few well placed kicks
::note- do not kick your significant other::

Fashionistas wear "cowgirl" boots. A real cowgirl wears shit kickers.
How'd he get over the fence so fast? He was wearing shit kickers.
Them some fancy shit kickers ya' got there.

by deathmuffin November 23, 2006

shit whore

A person who fucks anything, mom, dad, aunt, uncle, cousin, sheep, cat...etc

Bob is a shit whore.

by Rey Jr. March 30, 2003

holy shit

Expresses a mixture of extreme fear/awe/surprise.

Often a stronger use of the word "shit".

*sees a huge stream of bomber-planes moving towards them* "Holy shit!!!" *runs*

by Mr. Zed September 10, 2006

Shoot the Shit

Discussions centered around useless shit, especially when the agenda is to do nothing, or keep yourself from doing something you should be doing.

shortened: "Shoot it."

"What are you guys up to?" "Shooting the shit."

"Hey are you interested in a little shit shooting?"

"Let's shoot it."

by Dylan Sauer April 7, 2005

shit lap

verb: To start shitting in a public restroom after someone who is already in there shitting, and to finish and leave before they are even out of the stall.

Person 1: I was in the john taking care of business, when somebody busted into the stall next to me, dropped trow, and started makin' ass trumpets like you never heard before. Craziest part about it, he was done, cleaned up, and outta there before I was even ready for paper.

Person 2: You got shit lapped, bro.

by honkus mcduck December 22, 2008