John Wicked

A perfect kill

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from a stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!

by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022

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askew john

A Sloppy Joe sandwich with caviar added on top.

"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"

by Hotdogwatericecream December 5, 2022

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John Is the best boyfriend ever. He knows how to make a girl happy and is extremely sweet. He makes sure you’re always happy and cheers you up when you’re not. He’s always there for you, through thick and thin. He’ll never leave you because he loves you so much. He’s one of the sweetest boys you’ll ever date.

Boy; Hey she’s pretty

Friend; dude she’s dating a John you have no chance

Boy; Aw nuts

by Lunee March 13, 2022

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Papa Johns Man

A racist former owner of Papa Johns, who is insane.

Your acting like Papa Johns Man.

by Guy who works at Denny's December 9, 2019

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Roti John

The type of person who is sexy and get men easily. She is very hot and loves to eat Roti

What is ur name?

Roti John

by YUAFYW March 13, 2022

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john

A stupid asshole who ditches someone ,whom they’ve been friends with for years, for a group of friends he just met through an old friend. He’s someone who thinks he’s better than everyone and has the right to make people feel worthless. He’ll be a great friend at one point but in a blink of an eye he’ll just avoid and ignore you until he has no one else to hang out with.

Fuck you and I hope you end up alone.

“Omg I’m so sorry I ditched you I was pulling a John.”

by Smartcrazylady November 22, 2023

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