Person 1: “today I met the rock?
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”
Definition: response to someone bullshitting
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”
Definition: response to someone bullshitting
by John the Johner April 8, 2024
Get the What the Johnmug. dude ok bro what's up mean what is up liek come on how did you not know that already unless you live under a rock.
by Hello guys so today i dont December 30, 2021
Get the What's upmug. by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>About What She Can Get From You<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
Get the What else do you have in your life?mug. The misheard version of "What the hell".
by Malijaffri August 17, 2021
Get the What a hellmug. sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Get the sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later onmug. A question you ask yourself after you come back to your room, sit down and think about what you were doing before you went away
by MissRubberDuck December 12, 2023
Get the What was i doing againmug.