when the red is over the pink, go for the brown

When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.

Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.

by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003

The Brown Train Has Reached the End of the Line

euphemism for a bowel movement.

"Hey, you wanna go grab a drink?"

"Alright, but I gotta crap first. The brown train has reached the end of the line."

by crouchingtiger August 6, 2012

The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm

When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020

restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout

squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels

Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.

by Stromboni<miller> June 1, 2006

I just had a brown baby boy

When you take a duke and the poop is so large that it looks like you had a baby boy

Abby: OOps i just had a brown baby boy

by Abby HEielma June 2, 2003

Sneaky Little Brown Noser With a Hidden Agenda

A killer line from The Lizzie McGuire movie said by Ungermeyer the beast principal who has a thing for sammies.

Sneaky suck up beyotch.

Ungermeyer: "David Gordon. I think thats Italian for sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda."

A: Heather is such a damn suck up.

B: She's a sneaky little brown nose with a hidden agenda.

by This Feels Right February 9, 2010

don't it make my brown eye blue

the bruising of the sphinkter as a result of getting fucked up the ass

Oh, Suzy, I know how you feel! Don't it make you brown eye blue when your honey fucks ya up the booty?

by none of your fucking business November 17, 2003