Ho eyes

The look in a girls eyes where you can tell she is morally challenged.

"Man, that girl at the bar has been checking you out all night. I'd steer clear though, she's got them ho eyes."

by AmericanDaddy April 12, 2025

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Man-Eyes

A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".

Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"

by U_Guru April 18, 2025

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Japs eye spyeye

When two wemon have dual ended dildo with cameras on the ends and record each other pegging there back doors

Your lady's are doing a japs eye spyeye

by Japseye jack April 19, 2025

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Fore Eyes

Calque of Spanish “anteojos” (“glasses”) which is a compound of ante (in front of, before), and ojos (eyes)

Often misheard as “four eyes”

“That kid over there has fore eyes.”

by Alex-2598 April 28, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025

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Ye Eyes

The look a person gives when they would like to perform an oral sexual act. Typically pertaining to a male to male interaction but not exclusive to it. Can be a significant other or not.

Why is that guy giving me the Ye eyes?
Last night I was just sitting there and my girl gave me the Ye eyes.

by z2z April 29, 2025

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