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Schrodinger’s Cat

An thought experiment that attempts to illustrate the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. A cat waits at the front door, asking for it to be opened. When the door is opened, the cat remains seated in place. The cat wishes to be both outside and inside, but cannot exist as both at the same time.
Schrodinger’s Cat is a pain in the ass.
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”
by Helpimlearning October 24, 2020
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Cat

A cute thing that sometimes is naughty, which is sort of a pet and likes wrecking everything .

Example:

Me:What's that cute wittle cat doing in herE?

My friend: Oh it's my pet . Its called 'Sassypants'
CATS ARE CUTE. CATTTTTTCATCATCATCATCATCATCAT
by Meowvina February 22, 2022
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Cat Collector

A piece of shit who thought she was a 10 in college when she was really more like a 6. She now fills in the void of her loneliness caused by her lack of male validation with cats.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.
5’2 180lb Cat Collector: “OMG I wouldn’t go near a guy under 6 foot.”

Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”
by DJ Gello September 13, 2021
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Top cat

Top cat is an amazing female, good in the bed , crazy bitch in real life ! If u ever get u a top cat keep her ! She is also very athletic, smart , but evil
Hey you heard of the girl top cat ?

Hell yeah I heard she got fire cat
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Cat

Will sometimes hunt, not necessarily means they will eat it. Might go outside. Has ADHD when trying to get out of a tree.
That cat can’t focus on anything up there.
by Kavemanrust April 21, 2018
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Indian cat

A pervy man with whiskers growing out of every uncertain pore of his body
“Ew that Indian Cat just grabbed my gucci coochie
by meeping murtle September 28, 2019
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Wampus cat

A furry aggressive feline with very aggressive behavior. Known to on a full moon night. To hunt down men , women , and children of all race, size and color. "TeariClaws" is the strand of razor hook claws. Found on 88% of the wampus cats that where killed and reported. With teeth Sharper then your grandma's HDTV. Mangie they may be. With eyes beedey they will find you and hunt you down.
The wampus cat came out of the darkness and destroyed my 1998 suburban.
by Big big boi January 6, 2022
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