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Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
mugGet the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Ruddermug.

Hand stands

Only folk who aren't pretty can do handstands
Dang, she looks like someone who couldnt do hand stands
by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023
mugGet the Hand standsmug.

hand banana

He couldn't stop stroking his hand banana.
by Isthatmustachereal November 3, 2024
mugGet the hand bananamug.

wang hand

When your hand in an an awkward position, normally in photos.
"Look at this boys new post! He looks so damn fit, but he has a bit of a wang hand."
by Wang hand April 19, 2018
mugGet the wang handmug.

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