Fat Tongue

When you drink a little and end up swallowing your words

My friend, Jacob, had a few beers and ended up with a “fat tongue” tonight— slurring his words and everything…

by Jfirestone December 9, 2022

Fats

A very fat cat that usually is always sitting by her/his food bowl

A very nice kitty

Instead of meowing she/he squeaks

Your cat is definitely a fats

by Mushrootle March 17, 2017

fat burn

its a very tightly and heavily packed cigarette

set me a fat burn
k blud do u need a spark
nah g just the fat burn

by PickleRickwubba April 10, 2019

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

Fat Sort

Typically a women of Central European origin who is overweight and suffer from poor personal hygiene.

That fat sort still hasn’t give me my drink!

It stinks in this bar! Is it the fat sort?

by R.J.Bentham March 16, 2024

fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.

I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.

by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024

Fat

A thicc substance that every person in Hollywood wants to lose but only half will admit it.

Your so fucking fat said the unoriginal asshole.

by Gunshipsmangshop July 8, 2018