oopma hands

oopma hands - the result of excess sun exposure wearing golf gloves. Your arms and face become overly tan while your hands are not.

His oopma hands are such an eye sore. I told him not to golf so much with the gloves on.

by Barlz June 1, 2010

Hand

Useless worker or the new guy.

Usually used in industrial plant work or construction

You're just a hand, all you're good for is holding a wrench.

Look here, hand.

by Jack White. September 25, 2020

Hand grenade

When a girl is on her period and already in a bad mood. So you proceed to turn her on and when you finally get the chance, you pull the rope on her ramping and run as fast as you can.

Yeah, she's on the rag right now and won't put out. So I surprised her with a hand grenade and hauled ass outta there.

by Bkow March 16, 2017

Phantom hands

DORIAN HAVILLARD

“Manon is a lucky girl”
Because of the Phantom hands

by 🐒 December 29, 2020

Dropping hands

To get in a fight

That guy is going to make me start dropping hands

by Scp6000live April 11, 2024

Sinful Hand

The hand that you use to jerk off

Last night I jerked off with my right hand known as my sinful hand :D

by fungboi January 23, 2023

Hot Food Hands

A lesson in patience and futility.

I hate when Chef Bryce calls for “Hot Food Hands”. He is so lost it takes him five minutes to sell one table.

by Rocket828 September 27, 2024