day one shit

a technique someone should understand who has been working at a particular trait for a time period longer than the first day of the job status.

Patterson-"Hey, did you guys know that the
safety wire on the utility pump is all jacked up?"

Twat-"Why were you looking at the safety wire on the utility pump?

Patterson-"We are installing one on another bird and wanted to see how it needs to go on."

Twat-"That's day one shit, and your a Sgt. you should know how to do safety wire on a utility pump!!"

by Killa-D October 21, 2008

cut one

1. To fart/expell gas from own bowels.
2. To cut an innocent as a part of gang initiation.

1: MAN!!! Who cut one!!!
2: To get in with us, you gotta cut one.

by ¡DŃ™! October 26, 2003

all one word

without spaces in a url

The url for Urban Dictionary is www dot urbandictionary all one word dot com

by Howard Cook November 13, 2005

Creamy One

The act of unleashing a creamy turd that has no consistency and looks like an ice cream. Often done after a night on the beer. Note a creamy one cannot be curled out just as a curly one cannot be creamed out, although a crunchy one can be creamy out but not curled out.

Marco jus creamed out a creamy one

by Ollie Kay February 12, 2006

mental one

Mental One: Mental Orgasim. Also referred to as Mental O' or Mental. This is used when a person or persons is incredibly hot, sexy, and or beyond hottness or sexiness(etc.) that they give you a mental orgasim, via mental O'. Also can be used with mmm yes for more emphasis!

Example 1;
Person 1: oh that guy is soo hot!
Person 2: I know I just got a mental one!

Example 2;
*supa sexy person walks by*
Person 1: mental mental!

Example 3;
Person 1: hot guy two o' clock!
Person 2: mmm yes, mental one!

by Dacy April 13, 2007

The One Man Hand Jive

Manual stimulation of the genital organs (of oneself or another) for sexual pleasure

Johnny was in his room doing The One Man Hand Jive as his mother walked in and caught him in the act.

by ShoTz November 29, 2007

that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur

a comeback.

for e.g.

P: your lame
M: your mom is lame
P: that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur

by zanethecamel April 13, 2011