John

The most amazing and perfect person you will ever meet. A little bit shy and anti social but really charismatic. Treats his girlfriend like an actual princess and is a total gentleman and would never hurt her. Really strong and handsome with a beautiful smile and the most wonderful eyes.

He will be cold towards you the first time he talks to you but eventually he will warm up. Cold to strangers, a sweetheart to the one he loves. Funny and really intelligent, all around just perfect and..
The man of my dreams

Girl 1:" you can be so lucky to call John yours! He is such a gentleman"

Girl 2:"i know, he is perfect"

by AnnieHHHH March 22, 2017

john andraka

Sexually predator

The john andraka will get ur kids

by Daddypappa34512 May 27, 2017

John-snowed

To be praised for your natural skill or leadership and given a promotion or additional responsibility against your will or expectation

You’ve been John-snowed
I’ve been John-snowed

by anonymous November 18, 2020

jimmy john's challenge

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.

I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.

by Save yourself for dessert February 22, 2018

John Paul

An annoying anime obsessed weeb.

JOHN PAUL YOU FUCKING WEEB.

by Applepp October 29, 2020

John Summit

The Best DJ Alive

♫♪♪ I get this feeling
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you aaaaaaaaaaaaarrreeeeeeeeeeee ♪♪

Tiësto: Did you hear John Summit's new song, "Where You Are?"

Avicii (from Heaven): Yes
DJ Khaled: GOD DID

by PLEASE READ!!!! February 29, 2024

John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with

John: "Hey Man"

by Owluminati December 1, 2021