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jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.
by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025
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Mohawk Joe

Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.

This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.
" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"

HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"

HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
by CaliGirlUNC June 6, 2019
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Joe

Joe's are normally pretty decent guys and like to eat chicken related foods
Look at that guy over there munching on some chicken wings he looks like a right joe
by Emaster98 July 10, 2019
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Joe mama

U IDIOT!!! WAT DA DOG DOIN
by WAT DA DOG DOIN February 14, 2022
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Dirty Joe Bocasian

When you shit your pants on a road trip to avoid getting road head from your crazy, but hot girlfriend.
"Dirty Joe Bocasian"
He pulled a "Dirty Joe Bocasian" on the way to Vegas.
by Quicksand 72 May 31, 2023
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Joe H

I small person who dominates anyone with the anitial RG
by TVGMiester June 21, 2022
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Joe Goss

Thinks he is proper solid with his Tik-Tok account but is actually a big minor.
That Joe Goss is such a minor.
by Orangepeel31 November 5, 2018
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