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You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
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Friend: texts back --- why
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Friend: texts back --- makes sense
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Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense
by Seaserpant June 5, 2022
Get the FML (fuck my life)mug. The opposite of death grip.
a grip so tight even chuck norris's round house kick would have trouble breaking." " Hes studied.... LIFE GRIP, we cant even hope to win.
by Ohsnaappp April 5, 2011
Get the Life gripmug. Life as organized into levels from smallest to largest
*Note*- the first three basic HOL are for unicellular. All seven are for multicellulae
*Note*- the first three basic HOL are for unicellular. All seven are for multicellulae
The basic hierarchy of life is biological molecule, organelles, cells, tissues, organs, organ systems, organism.
by Elodie Cain September 17, 2017
Get the Hierarchy of Lifemug. “Kevin let’s go party in Goodyear,” Joey said excitedly
“I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone
“I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone
by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023
Get the Quarter life crisismug. 
The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.
An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.
by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025
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Delivering on u broken justices releases anger giving little infants fighting energy.
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