My 2 inch defeater

Your 2 inch penis.

Friend: MATH!!

Me: My 2 inch defeater can whirl around and shit

by GoGo_Gadget March 15, 2025

C 2

Someone who steals granola bars/creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

Person 777553: C 2 keeps taking my granola bars

Person 1: Yeah, he does that.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

December 2

Your a short person with a little anger issues

Oh he was on December 2nd?? That makes sense.

by (l Someone l) February 23, 2022

Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair

How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch

When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.

by A816K September 25, 2018

1 in the bottom, 2 in the top, and finish on the bottom.

the boss phase sequence in destiny 2: Beyond Light's "Disgraced" strike, referring to the 1 phase the boss appears on the bottom at the start of the final encounter, the 2 phases up on the rear wooden platform, and a final phase back at the bottom of the room.

not an innuendo for sexual positioning whatsoever.

"remember, give her 1 in the bottom, 2 in the top, and finish on the bottom. take it easy now, so as to avoid accidents boys."

by ParkCity November 17, 2020

2 dollar argument

When you have an irrational argument over something miniscule and then realize how pointless it was afterwards.

"Did I really just argue over how to dab correctly? That was such a 2 dollar argument.."

by Jarl Memesupremeson September 3, 2016

July 2

July second where you have to give someone named Logan road head.

Hey it’s July 2 time for some road head

by Billy boob June 29, 2022