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Black Handed

Black handed, being caught in the act of black face. Like being caught red handed, except the crime in question is comedy.
Jared was caught black handed, during his school performance of booty and the beast.
by Juhdd November 3, 2018
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Scrumptious Hands

The art of duel wielding with an item of fried food in each hand. Similar to the New Zealand tradition of Scrumpy hands (The act of taping a bottle of scrumpy to each hand until finished)
"Bro, that chick over there is playing scrumptious hands"
"She seems like my kind of lady"
by ChizWhiz March 23, 2019
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Opposite Hand October

When you mastrabate with your opposite hand.
Timmy: “i mastrabate with my right hand but I don’t know which hand is left or right because I’m dyslexic”

Johnny: *gets idea*

Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.

*becomes a trend and a meme*

Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”

Kids:” what is opposite hand October”

*johnny tells the story of oho*
by lil ratty Minaj November 26, 2019
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Anxiety hands

The state of a person's hands after picking, peeling, biting or scratching at their hands and cuticles. Usually caused by an anxiety disorder or while feeling anxious, sometimes as a coping mechanism, hence the term "anxiety hands".
Person 1 - "Oh no your finger's bleeding! What happened? Why do you have so many scabs?!?"
Person 2 - "It's okay dude, I've got Anxiety hands."
by 404_Lost December 20, 2018
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One Handed Booty

Where a teen has such a small booty you can cover it with one hand and when there in the doggy position you can't see their ass crack
Damn Girl; I wanna fuck yo little one handed booty
by alexktheteenbootyfucker July 16, 2016
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Preacher's Hands

Often manicured, clean, soft, and free of scars, callouses, or any other evidence of actual labor, preacher's hands indicate a life of idle preaching.
"That Habitat for Humanity recruiter was full of shit. How can he claim to build anything? He's got total preacher's hands."

"My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."
by Charmingly Grouchy June 29, 2010
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