Mountain eyes

When your sense of judgemet has become impaired due to living in Ubombo too long,unexplicably, but probably due to altitude, usually resulting in pregnancy.

Person A : Who was that naked guy in your boot?
Person B: Mountain eyes

by Praddy Cool November 14, 2011

chrome eye

to spray paint someone's asshole with chrome colored paint, Krylon being the most commonly used paint.

"Did you hear Terry gave some kid a chrome eye at that party last Saturday?"

"Dude, if Terry would have given me a chrome eye, I would have been furious."

by bombassdankassdownupnorth March 26, 2016

eye pad kid

A child aged 4 to 12 who has to wear an eye pad for months due to myopia or blindness caused by excessive screen time on devices like iPads. These kids often display similar traits to an "iPad kid", including addiction to online games like Roblox or Fortnite, excessive daily screen time, and a lifestyle characterized by being "chronically online".

Ever since little Timmy became an eye pad kid, he can't seem to see anything without his eye pad—guess all those hours on his iPad finally caught up with him!

by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025

cokey eye

cross eyed

your talking to me with your cokey eye

by bojeng August 19, 2017

chapped under-eyes

That red rash under your eyes, like chapped winter lips but your eyes.

“It’s getting so cold out, I hate having these chapped under-eyes”

by moomoo4life November 20, 2024

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)

dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot

hot f*cker
i dont like u

god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass

by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022

eye cue test

An exam to see how good your vision is in da context of how well you can play billiards.

Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!

by QuacksO April 10, 2023