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Christopher Walken Day

Feb the 14th. The day when single men and women get together, watch Christopher Walken movies, and make crass jokes about everybody who had to buy chocolate and flowers for somebody that probably doesn't even really want them anyway.
Hey, are you comin' to my Christopher Walken Day party this Thursday? You can bring friends but no sucking face allowed! We're gonna be playing the drinking game where you drink every time Christopher Walken gives somebody the evil eye, so bring your favorite adult beverage as well.
by Avedis February 15, 2008
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bad fuel day

The mood or feeling one experiences after having just filled his or her vehicle with $4.00+ per gallon gasoline. (Usually consists of a sense of great economic despair, impending doom, anger, frustration, depression and/or a combination of all the above)
"Leave me alone. I'm having a bad fuel day!"
by Sonoma County Dave April 22, 2008
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National Penis Day

In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in a formation so as to form a giant penis. Lots of chicks and dirty old men go.
James: "Hey Luke, lets go to The Square to see your mum"
Luke: "What do you mea... HEY!!"
by Poon-Master Phoenix September 4, 2003
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green day fan

There are three types of Green Day fans out there.
1) Older fan: Someone who has been listening to Green Day since the early 90s. GD may not be their favourite band, but it certainly is one of their favourites. Usually doesn't care too much about what you think about them. However, they laugh at the New/American Idiot Fans.
2) Quazi-New fans: These individuals have been listening to Green Day since about when Warning was released. They tend to do a great deal of research on the band to communicate with the Older Fans. Tend to hate the New/American Idiot Fans.
3) New/American Idiot Fans: As the name implies, these are the "fans" who started liking Green Day once American Idiot was released. Their age usually ranges from 11-14, they're most likely mall punk, and they research Green Day to the point of insanity because "OMG Billy Joe iz so HOT!!!11! OMG OMG OMG I WOULD SO FUCK HIM!!" They usually make "sex/story" quizes about the band, claim they know everything about the band based on what they read on Amazon.com, and are insanely obnoxious. See poseur.
I need to use Green Day Fan in the example, so...
1) Yeah, I saw Green Day about 9 years ago and it was intense.
2) I liked Green Day to begin with, but after listening to Kerplunk I love them!
3) OMG GREEN DAY IS SOOOOOOOOO COOL AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM YOU MUST BE GAY LOL I LUV BILLY JOE!
by Matt September 10, 2005
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National Blowjob Day

Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 9th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
"Yo how's your june 9"
"Good since I got head from my girlfrined for national blowjob day"
by Dick and alcohol lover May 13, 2017
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Death Metal Day

A holliday celebrated on February 14th (formerly Valentines day), which was invented by zeratul of giant in the playground forums. It is celebrated by listening to tons of death metal
"Dude it's Death Metal Day, and my ears aren't bleading yet, turn up the Children of Bodom!"
by Zeratul February 21, 2008
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three day rule

The "three day rule" is an outdated piece of dating technology popularized by such films as "Swingers." It is a seemingly sensible yet often unrealistic tactic.

The "three day rule" is a rule to prevent a man from appearing desperate or needy after attaining a girl's phone number that he (just) met. Following this rule, you are to wait 3 days before calling in order to create suspense and appear non-needy.

The truth is, it is far better to call sooner but to make shorter calls. This way you slowly but surely integrate yourself into the girl's life, and by ENDING THE CALLS YOURSELF instead of waiting for conversation to dry out, you eliminate any signs of desperation. If you wait 3 days, you may have lost emotional momentum and it may be harder for her to recall the attraction she felt, depending on how well you did when you first met!

A far better tactic to create suspense, for example, would be to send a text message instead telling the girl you will call her at 4:21 on Tuesday (or some other EXACT time), but actually call her at 4:30 that day.

None of this is to say the "three day rule" is completely wrong; however, it should definitely not be followed dogmatically.
Hey man, have you called Clarisse?

No, I'm using the three day rule. I don't want to seem desperate.

How is calling a girl desperate? You don't have to ask her on a date on your first call, you know! Just tell her something cool happened, chat briefly, then say you've gotta go and will talk later.

Are you sure? The three day rule is supposed to work on everyone.

Positive. Then on your next call in the next few days, invite her along somewhere if you want.
by RePENT_22 May 23, 2007
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