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Mogadishu Black Site

A date night idea where you and your significant other sit across from each other in a sparsely decorated but well lit room. Temperature shouldn’t be any more than 57-58 degrees. You both strip naked and sit back down. No food or water should be in the room. The door should be locked on a timer until the following morning.

You begin by starting off with little digs of your loved one: you hold your fork funny or sometimes you make a noise in your sleep. The other person takes a minute to digest and then responds with a dig of their own.

You repeat this over the course of 24h; the digs getting incrementally deeper and more personal. You grow hungrier, thirstier, and yet you sit there both cutting and being cut down.

By the following morning, you hate every fiber of yourself and of the person you loved only hours before. Everything has changed.

The door unlocks. You both dress and leave.
My wife and I tried a Mogadishu Black Site last night, and now we aren’t speaking.
by CallMeLewcifer April 21, 2023
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Black bean sandwich, to lick a black man's testicles while your head is between two white men's buttocks
Our sex life has been lacking so we decided to spice it up with a black bean sandwich
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The black lion god

The black lion god is a popular furaffinity vore character that gives people a place to rest in his stomach.
Hey are you looking for a place to rest well the Black lion god has got you covered.
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The skengest bredrin in the ends. Make one wrong move and he will shoot you.
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"Hello boys and girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black and I'm the Indian of the group."
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Black Album Tease

A member of Weezer, usually Rivers, who entices you into thinking we are getting the Black Album. Almost always ends with us not getting the Black Album, and feelings of sorrow, resentment and bitterness.
@RiversCuomo Can’t wait for the Black Album!
Rivers, stop being such a Black Album Tease!
by LoveWeezer June 21, 2018
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