News

News is instructions on a person's TV used to program their brain; propaganda.

Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!

Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

plowing new ground

Opening up new pastures when the old one has gone all dry and barren. Usually refers to recently separated males with no front teeth.

When ma ol lady left me I just took hold of ma old fella and ploughed me some new ground with old Betsy Ross next door.

by Gazman April 1, 2004

New York Minuet

A phrase used in street skateboarding to describe you need a moment to relax in between your tries because of all the cigarettes you smoke while being out of your comfort zone.

The timespan can vary a lot depending on someones health and smoking habits.

Take your New York minuet. I know you can do it. Let's get this gleich.

by DiedieGruppe July 9, 2019

Rylan news

Usually fake news but once in a full moon the news could be real. 99% of the time it is over exaggerated.

- wait trump is planning on postponing the election?
- idk man that seems like so serious rylan news.

by Miket325 July 30, 2020

new age

Living in the present time, the great awakening of commonsense intuition, growth and always sceptical and open to knew knowledge

"I'm new age, my God blessed me with the commonsense to call you out on your lies, and enlighten you with the truth"

by YelaSyr August 4, 2020

New Definition For Continent

A large decisive group of people and peoples that are separated by other ethnic lines or geography

The clear divide between Indian sub-continent, and China/Asia

New Definition For Continent

by The Only Opinon July 8, 2021

New Egypt

i have NEVER in my life been to a worse town. I have lived here all my life and have hated it more than anything. all the kids here wish they lived in Texas or Alabama so they could really be a redneck hillbilly, there is constantly being rumors spread around about how someones fucking someone else and the bathrooms reek of someones vape or cart. this town is filled with racist, homophobic (closeted) boys and girls and the school system sucks and has only gone downhill since covid. we are millions of dollars in debt and everyone and their grandma loves to complain about the kids riding on dirtbikes past their house with their ring camera photos on the new egypt happenings facebook. they had to implement a rule where you couldn't have a confederate flag on the back of your truck while driving because of how much it was happening. you have a better chance of winning the lottery than finding a genuine friend and if you just moved here people will swarm you and then spread your shit around the school a week later. No one here likes it besides the parents that cope with the fact their perfect little small town is nothing what it looks out to be. we also have a big KKK population. six flags sucks too. the town is being bought out and if you didnt think it could get any worse, it is, and it will. every student who moves here wants to move back after 2 weeks at most.

this town is where rednecks, wannabe hoodlums, and whores come together as one.

new egyptian: "Yeah.. I go to new egypt.."

random: "where the fuck is new egypt?"

new egyptian: "by jackson, six flags.. you know"

random: "oh.. that place"

by helpabruthaout January 16, 2025