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fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.
I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.
by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020
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fart

I fart in your face.
What??
by ASDYGH April 9, 2020
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Fart

A big ball of ass coming out of your ass
Holy shit did u shit . No i farted.
by Di k April 14, 2020
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Fart-Snarter

It's just the but-hole
Yo! Did you hear? Olivia likes it up the fart-snarter!
by smellshster April 14, 2020
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Fart Sloosh

The act of ones fart being the consistency of a sloosh. A sloosh is relatively similar to a 7/11 icee, liquid diarrhea, and soggy snow. A fart sloosh only occurs to the slooshiest of slooshies.
"Yo did you hear Avery had a fart sloosh today?!"
by Literally can't even. April 17, 2020
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Fart

Making funny noise with funny felling and funny smell
Dane: "I did a big fart today bro"
Michel: "Was it funny tho?"
by Pythonology April 19, 2020
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fart sniff

when a guy eats a food that smells like shit

-that weird guy who sniffs the toilet after a hot shit
Big G sniffed the biggest fart after a poop. he is a fart sniffer
by Big G69 February 18, 2020
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