fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

by PinTal January 5, 2024

Fat Ma

A person who considers themselves morbidly obese and eats others leftovers

Max is a real fat mac

by Sugarpuffsdaddy January 5, 2024

mucky fat

Dripping , typically in pot/tub (collected when roasting pork or beef)
May be consistent or separated, with the white (lard) fat layer at the bottom and a dark (cooked blood and oil) layer on the top.

{Traditional Yorkshire/Lancashire fare}

* "Can I have a pot of mucky fat please, love?".

* Do us some mucky fat on toast, lass!"

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Fat Ma

A Fat Females Private Part (Coochie or Pussy)

Niyah : Heyy Babyy y u dont b tmb nm ?
Jay : Myb ma I'll do better

Niyah : Mmm okayy

Jay : Y ion see fat ma nm ?
Niyah : Csss u don't b textinnn meee

Jay: Ohhh mybbbb mama

by Aliyahhh January 8, 2024

Fat Moos

A grumpy ex girlfriend. The laughingstock of friendgroups and schools alike. All around the worst person to date, cucks so many.

“Do you ever feel bad about what we did to fat moos?” “Nah she a fat bitch new jawn better”

by joeykelly1299238 January 12, 2024

Fat cell

A metaphor that refers to a person who shows up to Christian church but is not involved with the church community.

Josephine is such a fat cell! She doesn't serve despite her obvious capacity to serve!

My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!

by PreciseTurnip January 19, 2024

odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot

dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024