Blue Douche

1: the sound you hear when you drop a turd into a porta potty.

2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.

I dropped a turd in the porta potty and it sounded like "BLUE DOUCHE!!!" Then I literally got a blue douche.

by badjokeKirby February 15, 2021

truck stop blues

When that lot lizard got you worked up but you don’t hit it because you ran out of penicillin.

Im over here at jubitz with the truck stop blues.

by Billy cheese steak October 14, 2019

Shibe blue

The shade of blue associated by a small community with the Minecraft content creator Shibe(Rambles).

The colour Cerulean blue is very similar to Shibe blue.

by p1NK-pallas January 3, 2024

Blue

blue is like you feel relax,not disturbing by anythings

I feel blue today because she's not coming today

by Yoonliya January 8, 2019

simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).

“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”

by DJ Dash September 12, 2021

sub from the blue

A sub from the blue is when someone automatically likes and subscribes to your channel on Youtube.

Example 1: I thought game development wouldn't be that popular, but I got quite a few subs from the blue.
Example 2: You got a sub from the blue? Wait until you start adding more to your channel. Then the subs will start coming in like flies. It'll be more like subs from the swarm.

by arvinthsiva May 8, 2022

Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift

" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"

by anonymous October 9, 2025