Brokeback mountain syndrome

Brokeback mountain syndrome is when someone thinks all cowboys are gay ever since the movie brokeback mountain. even though most cowboys are anti homosexuals.

guy 1:haha look at that guy in the cowboy hat. what a queer.

cowboy: "walks up and decks guy 1 in face"

guy 1: shit sorry man i just got caught up in brokeback mountain syndrome.

by cowboy up 1970 March 8, 2011

See-saw-syndrome

Using a playground as a metaphor for the sexual arena, this syndrome afflicts females that have become socially invisible to men in certain circles because they have been taken for a "ride" by all.
NMM
Merry-go-pound

"See that chick?"
"I saw that chick - been there, done that."
"Me too"

by Cyn March 18, 2004

Underpants Gnome Syndrome

A condition suffered by a person or persons that strive towards a given goal but with absolutely no idea how their actions or planned actions will actually achieve the desired result.

Phrase derived from the underpants gnomes characters from the TV series 'South Park' that collected and stockpiled used underpants for the purpose of making a profit but had no idea of how to actually achieve this.

Demonstrators protesting for nuclear disarmament but not considering how they would protect the country when nuclear equipped aggressors decide to attack suffer a severe case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome.

Ex UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown suffered a major case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome when he thought that reducing VAT (sales Tax) by 2.5% last year would significantly stimulate consumer spending.

by brightstar555 August 11, 2010

Spastic finger syndrome

When you type and can't seem to type correctly. Transposing letters in a word because one finger wants to keystroke before it should. When typing, adding a space in the middle of a word or where it does not belong. Constantly having to click backspace to correct the problem.

I don't know what my deal was in chat last night, must have been spastic finger syndrome.

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

Gym teachers syndrome

1 A condition, commonly found in gym teachers but also in teachers of other pointless classes, where the patient tries to compensate for the pointlessness of their job with odd and unnecessary busy work.

2 the same, but for anybody with a pointless job

"My gym teacher gave me a written test today. Why would he do that?" "he has gym teachers syndrome."
"My boss is making us wear a different uniform every day. I wonder if he's getting Gym teachers syndrome."

by sixtyfivereasonswhyimawesome June 17, 2012

Stupid Penis Syndrome

The tendency of drunken men who eat excessively spicy foods (etc. Suicide Ghost Wings), then proceed to the urinal and touch their penis before washing their hands, thus causing a burning sensation for an extended period of time.

Guy- "Wow my dick burns, screw peeing after habanero wings"

Girl- "You did it again? didn't we warn you? You must have Stupid Penis Syndrome!"

by Farmington January 15, 2011

Cocksucker Kyle Syndrome

1. Behaving like Cocksucker Kyle

2. When you and everyone else knows you're gay but you won't admit it

A: I'm not gay, I just love sucking dick!
B: Sounds like you have Cocksucker Kyle Syndrome to me!

A: How could you be a lesbian? PENIS IS AWESOME! (Not that I'm gay or anything.)
B: I think you have a case of Cocksucker Kyle Syndrome.

by montaltomadness January 24, 2009