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mom van

It Is typically a family vehicle in which only a mom would drive, out you would never refer to it as actually being yours
"bro is that 4 runner yours!?"

" No, it's my mom's, I swear"
"Bro that trd is totally a mom van"
by Urmommishott February 12, 2018
mugGet the mom vanmug.

gay i'm mom

"Gay I'm mom"
"I mean mom, I'm gay! God dammit I screw everything up!"
by no boii February 23, 2017
mugGet the gay i'm mommug.

meth mom

When a mother shoves meth up her vagina when pregnant making her baby look like a middle aged mike Shapiro when it comes out, don’t matter if it’s a boy or girl, in the end, it’s just mike Shapiro
My mom pulled a meth mom a couple months back and now mike Shapiro wants to know my location
by Doofenshmirtz March 21, 2019
mugGet the meth mommug.

Soccer mom stick

Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.
“Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”
by RougeBlazer June 24, 2021
mugGet the Soccer mom stickmug.

doing your mom

any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom
"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
mugGet the doing your mommug.

Your mom

A classic finishing move under veteran cod players
Random kid : bro you suck I would clap you

You : your mom

Random kid : ‘dies ‘
by Your mom explains my name November 10, 2020
mugGet the Your mommug.

Ur mom gay

Ur mom gay (this post is completely imune to no u or any outher repell)
by Weegee666 April 11, 2018
mugGet the Ur mom gaymug.

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