John is the most chill/relaxed guy you will ever meet. John is an osu player, he can fc maps that you think are impossible to even complete. When the time is 7:27, John will be there waiting for you to say, 'wysi.'
You can be rude to John, but he really doesn't care and if you tell John a secret he wont tell anyone because he couldn't care less about it.
You can be rude to John, but he really doesn't care and if you tell John a secret he wont tell anyone because he couldn't care less about it.
by Acekill43 March 4, 2022
Get the Johnmug. John has fine ass and great tits he’s got a great Ching personally . She’s Chinese and thinks he can use the n word little does he know he has and never will be giving permission to use the n word. He’s best friends with Obama and lactates all the time. He’s a sensitive guy who can probably fit a whole..... up there.
He loves long walks on the beach with bus dog... he can probably fit... up there.
He’s Ching and doesn't accept his culture. He likes rice and noodles
He loves long walks on the beach with bus dog... he can probably fit... up there.
He’s Ching and doesn't accept his culture. He likes rice and noodles
John means my dogs don’t have a name. Actually his name is Gucci
John chua is a Chink Who is a Chines fuckers who make shit in a dark room
John chua is a Chink Who is a Chines fuckers who make shit in a dark room
by My actual name is John December 5, 2019
Get the John chuamug. by Jmoney39 November 24, 2021
Get the Johnmug. When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024
Get the john oliver effectmug. John Is the best boyfriend ever. He knows how to make a girl happy and is extremely sweet. He makes sure you’re always happy and cheers you up when you’re not. He’s always there for you, through thick and thin. He’ll never leave you because he loves you so much. He’s one of the sweetest boys you’ll ever date.
by Lunee March 13, 2022
Get the Johnmug. 
"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"
by Hotdogwatericecream December 5, 2022
Get the askew johnmug.