Splash Back

When you have diarrhea that's so violent that the water in the toilet bowl erupts and hits your butt.

My diarrhea was so bad that "splash back" happened.

by Verticalways December 9, 2023

ballsack back

the immense feeling of pain in your lower back that remains for what feels like hours after hurting ur balls

"Hey, dude! Wanna play some golf with me?"
"Sorry. My ballsack back is so bad I can't even walk."

by Mmmmmmno February 1, 2023

splatter back

When the male in an instance of intercourse using the position from behind -doggy style in laymans terms- defecates into his hand and in one motion, "splatters" the feces on her "back". Hence, "Splatter back".

"Yo dude, This chick was raunchy. She asked for me to give her the 'Splatter back'".

"That guy was an asshole! While we were making love, he thought it would be funny to give me the 'Splatter back'".

by Ybloc June 18, 2008

Gaz back

Where a humanoid has had one too many garrys and has adopted a posture in the likeness of huntchback of Notre Dame

“Fuck my Life ey I had gaz back to fuck last night”

by anonymous November 12, 2023

the diamond back

The act of sitting on a girls head farting and shitting down her neck while you jerk off and skeet on her head. While sticking your toes in her puss making her squirm like a diamond back

I so wanna bend your mom over and give her the ole the diamond back.

by Cheif long slong June 27, 2018

back to the kitchen

the group chat where all whom have culinary class come and shall give each other answers for the final that is very hard

this back to the kitchen thing wasn’t supposed to be sexist till kameron made it sexist

by we were cooler in school May 5, 2020

back-certify

The practice of claiming that a particular software mix is certified to work with little or no testing so that a vendor's customer will attempt to implement it.

We've never tested that on Oracle 9i, lets just back-certify it with our client, the Acme corporation.

by Rob Hoehn April 16, 2007